Thoughts On Writing A Slasher
Recently, I completed the first draft of a slasher novella I’ve titled CUTTHROAT that I began in early September. The premise is stupifyingly simple, though, like many of my works, it’s riddled with satiric malice and dark humor: A group of job applicants arrive at a sleek highrise for a coveted position, but find themselves…
There’s Something About The Endearing 90’s-ness of ‘There’s Something About Mary’
For some reason, this movie popped into my head recently, and I just had to rewatch it. I don’t know why. I seem to recall seeing it in theaters while on a beach vacation in Ocean City, Maryland back in the summer of 1998. Though the film actually stayed in theaters for over a year.…
Links To My Recent Articles, A Quick Comment About Medium, and Other Updates
Here are links to a bunch of articles I’ve written on Medium but just haven’t cross-posted here on my personal site. In order of recency: Women Are Willing To Sell Their Bodies To Pay Off Student Loans “You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride” Some Very Disturbing (And Gross) Stats About STDs, Especially…
Seriously, WTF?
A billboard in Bismarck, ND blew my mind. I had to go out of town recently for a dentist appointment as medical service providers are few and far between in the great stupid state of North Dakota. Since there was nobody in network in my town, and my previous dentist office hardly ever has an…
Our Decades Don’t Have Cool Nicknames Anymore
The Trumpy Twenties? The Terrible Twenties? The Turbulent Twenties? The Spendy Twenties? Just spit ballin’ here. I truly believe that in the year 2000 our timeline somehow got diverted into the Shithole Dimension in which we currently reside. How? I blame Y2K. We were supposed to let that supposed “glitch” play out, not “fix” it.…
Why Western Birth Rates Have Collapsed
What population and fertility trends in Nigeria say about the West. Despite not having any kids, I’ve become intrigued lately by all the doomsdayers out there raising alarms about birthrates and replacement rates. Elon Musk, who has 14 children with five different women himself, talks about it almost every day on X. Recently, he retweeted a…
If Harvard University Is So Smart, Why Do They Need Federal Funds So Badly?
Our country’s resident genius factory needs YOUR money and they need it now. No, seriously. Why? Why does Harvard, a name synonomous with ultra elite education; a bastion of uber smartypantsism; the university whose name you have to say with the proper inflection(it’s HAH-verd, not HAR-verd) or else you’re glanced at askew with disdain — need desperately…
Chuck Dixon’s ‘Levon Cade’ Series (‘A Working Man’) Is Inspiring
Eleven books produced in one year. Holy shit balls. Source: By Amazon MGM Studios — https://www.vitalthrills.com/a-working-man-trailer-featuring-jason-statham/, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=78846003 I’m a recovering “beat-em-up” fan. Back in the day as a teen I used to love those terrible Steven Seagal films like Above the Law and Marked For Death. Or Jean-Claude Van Damme stuff like Bloodsport and Death Warrant. They were constantly on rotation on…
Women Are Abandoning Marriage Because Men Suck So Hard Evidently
How do you find your missing half when you’re already perfect as is? There’s this hilarious scene in Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry is over a friend’s house eating dinner and he notices that the glass of water he’s drinking is unfiltered from the tap. This petty but not unimportant observation leads to his host being offended, and…
My Experience At Super Bowl LIX
Watching my team win was awesome and unforgettable. As someone who’s not into cars or bling, and is a “cheap ass mofo” (not minimalist), I decided recently to focus more on experiential expenditures rather than material ones. This has actually been tough for me, because I love investing and saving my money. It’s like an…
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