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Measuring the Minutes Stolen by the Time-Sucking Vampire that is the NFL

This year I’ve been trying to make better and more efficient use of my time. It might be due to the fact that I turned 40 this year, which statistically-speaking, is half-way to dead for most men. It might be due to a reprioritization of career choices that will allow for more family and free …

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How To Read When You Hate Reading, Have Become Smartphone-Faced, or Just Don’t Have Time

It’s hard to read printed words these days. Who wants to crack open a boring old book when you’ve got an infinite scroll of the latest Twitter hatefest, non-stop booty-shaking TikTok videos, and Pepe Frog memes to look at? Now with Web3 out there, or the Metaverse, or Zuck’s Uncanny Valley, or whatever the hell …

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Three Ways I Save Money as a Cheap Ass Mofo (Not “Minimalist”)

I put “minimalist” in quotes because I’ve always had a few issues with the term. Firstly, a true minimalist possesses almost zero worldly possessions, other than the clothes on their back. That includes money, a 401(k) account, pension, etc. They live like a monk. They don’t fret about things like passive income streams or side …

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What’s Worse: Having an Incurable STD or Unbankruptable Student Loan Debt? An Honest Analysis

Presently, we are enduring two skyrocketing epidemics in the United States. The student loan debt crisis, and the explosive growth of sexually transmitted diseases. President Biden recently promised to forgive $10,000 in student loan debt for lower and middle-income borrowers. But that’ll only help somewhat for the typical borrower, who holds an average of $32,731. Meanwhile, according …

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Men’s Struggles with Online Dating Masks a Deeper Problem

Online dating is weird, (mostly) pointless, and quasi dystopian. All those supposed “success stories” those websites like to post? Probably fake. Or extreme outliers. Like blue lobsters. Marketing gimmicks to keep you subscribed. The only real winners in the online dating world are the conglomerate websites. The proverbial picks and shovels sellers in this modern …

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TikTok is Trying to Kill You

TikTok is like some kind of fictional mind virus from a dystopian sci-fi novel.  Except the video app with the psychedelic logo is quite real, and it often targets people with completely insane and sometimes even deadly hashtag trends.  Like almost every social media app, TikTok operates on an algorithm, curating videos based on a …

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Hot Blonde Bimbo Teachers Can’t Stop Fucking Kids

It’s become a real epidemic in this country. Worse than Covid. Worse than Monkeypox. In U.S., we are currently suffering an outbreak of super cute, model-quality, bimbo, usully blonde, usually married teachers who can’t stop fucking their male students. What the hell’s going on? Now look, as a red-blooded American male, I could sit here …

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Why I Don’t Drink Alcohol

Except very rarely, as in once a year. The Acceptable Poison  I could probably count on one hand how many alcoholic drinks I’ve had in the past six years. Drinking is like my Halley’s Comet. I remain steadfastly unswayed by the festive environments of Christmas, New Year’s, St. Patrick’s Day, and my birthday.  Even watching …

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