My Very Simple Investing Strategy For 2025

On December 31, 2024December 31, 2024 By Dean BrooksLeave a comment

Keeping things easy and mostly automatic going into the new year.

I love investing. I love saving. I love seeing my money grow over time without having to do anything other than sit and wait. I think it was Charlie Munger or Warren Buffett who said, “Compound interest is the eight wonder of the world.” He was quite right.

2024 delivered some fantastic gains across the board for virtually all assets — gold, Bitcoin, and US stocks, of course. Like many others, I’ve seen my networth grow substantially. At this rate, I’ll be semi-retired far earlier than I expected. All good.

While I love investing and watching markets, I hate all the hand-wringing and consternation that often goes along with it. It’s great to make money, but not if you’re going to obsess about it and be checking stock tickers and the Bitcoin price every five seconds. What kind of a life is that?

It stressed me out all year. As I get older, I’ve learned that nothing beats having peace of mind.

I’ve been burned in the past on bad investments that I put way too much time and thought into, while ironically doing quite well in ones I didn’t think much about because they were diversified and “boring.”

My ETFs and index funds? All in the green. But often I do poorly in individual stocks or options investing. I did do great with the Reddit IPO in 2024, nearly 5x-ing my small pre-public investment. Looking back, I wish I had put way more in than I did. But hindsight is 20/20 and all.

To help keep things simple and easy, I’ve decided on a very straightforward strategy. Basically, any money I use for investing after taxes, expenses, and my retirement account contributions will be apportioned like this:

60% equities — Meaning SPY and QQQ, the only two holdings currently in my main non-retirement brokerage account.

20% Bitcoin — This is in addition to my 2025 DCA experiment, which I outlined here. Bitcoin is volatile as hell, obviously, but I’m in it for the long haul. I’ve been in crypto since 2020, so I’m a weathered vet at the ups and downs.

10% precious metals (mainly gold)— I only buy bullion in one ounce increments to save on over spot mark-up, and I prefer the .9999 purity of the incomparable British Britannias. Such a lovely coin, and actually the cheapest way to buy gold over the American Eagles, Buffalos, Canadian Maple Leafs, or almost anything other than packaged gold bars. I also like to buy the silver Britannias every year, too.

10% cash savings — This is money I’ll be saving for pretty much anything. It could be for investing into any of the above categories, toward vacations, collectibles, something risky like options, or whatever. This is savings that sits on top of my emergency fund. Obviously, if I had to dip into my emergency savings for something I’d have to replinish that first before anything else.

What’s missing? Real estate. I don’t own a house or any property, and don’t have any plans to just yet. Housing is not really practical or even worthwhile where I live because of the harsh winters and the constant maintenance problems. So, I continue to rent, which I think is a better value overall for now. In the future, I’d like to own my own home. So when that happens my investment strategy would have to be adjusted accordingly.

Also missing, a side business. Medium provided a nice little side income for 2024, but not enough to make a big difference. I’m looking to get into YouTube in the new year, but that may take awhile to become monetized. I have considered buying businesses and such. It would have to be the right deal and the right situation. I’m not going to plunk down money into something just because it’s trendy or seems like a “sure thing.” There is no such thing as a sure thing in business.

Really, at the end of the day, I’m a writer. A “content creator,” to use that hated phrase that’s in vogue. I think I’d rather just focus on that gift. I’m only happy when I’m writing and creating something to entertain or inform people. I’ll look for ways to expand, improve, and monetize my writing skills.

Hopefully, this new investing strategy will help alleviate my mind. Looking back, I’ve spent way too much time thinking and worrying about money, while neglecting other areas of my life. Money is great and all, but it cannot give you a fulfilled life, necessarily. I love being in the game, don’t get me wrong. The process of making money is fun and fulfilling. But after awhile, it just becomes video game points.

Have a happy New Year. 🙂

You Don’t Really Want To Retire

On December 18, 2024 By Dean BrooksLeave a comment

You just hate working 9–5 for some dipshit.

One of my biggest pet peeves in life is misrepresentation. It pisses me off. Considering I’m on the internet 24/7 like everyone else (gotta check X, bro, or I’ll die), that of course means I’m pissed off all the time.

I’m not alone. I had a pastor years ago back when I went to church regularly who would rage against scam charity drives that offer a “free product WITH a donation.” Oh God did that burn him bad. “It’s not free if you have to make a donation!” He went off more on that than he ever did the gays, backsliding, or any End Times rapture stuff.

(I went to a lot of Southern Baptist hellfire and damnation churches growing up; no, I’ll never recover my lost sanity.)

But I did happen to agree with him. About the misrepresenting charity drives. Not much of anything else.

I see it all the time in these “retire early” YouTube niches. Gurus all over the place claim to be retired, or encourage you to retire as soon as possible.

“You’re wasting you life, bro. Retire now, bro, and live with me in (fill in the blank shitty tropical developing country) right now, bro.”

And I don’t totally disagree with them. If you can feasibly and legitimately “retire” that early and everything checks out, then by all means. However, these gurus aren’t telling you the whole truth. A lot of them aren’t really retired. They’re just working online now.

NEWS FLASH: You’re not really retired if you’re still needing to make $3,000 a month from YouTube yammering about “retiring early.”

Retirement is such a misused, misrepresented word these days. It’s been bastardized. Often its spoken by cavalier glib hype masters trying to gain clicks. I just wrote an article about people shilling LEAPS to make $10,000 a month so they can “retire” early. News flash again. You’re not retired if you’re having to carefully trade the markets and you’re constantly putting your networth at stake under precarious market fluctutations. You’re a trader. You’re not kicking back on a beach relaxing. Having to watch the market everyday is frankly the opposite of relaxation for me.

People these days take these gurus to mean ACTUAL retirement, as in they don’t work at all anymore. But in actuality, retirement means something else in the online FIRE (financial independence retire early) dude bro finance space. It really means starting a business online, or starting a YouTube channel, “content creation” (hate that phrase) or doing some other ecommerce deal or whatever to make location-independent income, so that you can (hopefully permanently) leave the “9–5 grind.”

It’s not really retirement in the true sense of the word. It’s becoming an entrepreneur in the digital economy. A business owner, to make it simple. Or an investor/trader. It’s taking on a whole lot of other duties and knowledge and workload to make an income. It’s sticking your face on Tiktok or YouTube or Instagram or whatever all the time to sell either clicks or a product. But psychologically, it still kind of fools people into thinking it’s actual “retirement.”

It’s not. It’s “worktirement,” to coin an awkward term. Well, no. It’s really still just work.

Nobody really wants to “retire.” They don’t want to sit on the freeway everyday in bumper to bumper traffic just to go to an office where some MBA douche with a comb over tells them their budget report is two minutes late and how they need to be more mindful of the company timeline.

It’s really corporate wage slavery people hate and want to escape from. This is why these gurus get so popular. And more power to them, don’t get me wrong. I don’t mind people encouraging other people to free themselves from jobs or careers they hate. I just wish they would be more honest about it and represent the situation of their “retirement” better. Otherwise it sells people on a false dream. Not everyone will be able to or want to just quit a job and then mug for YouTube to make a living. YouTube might take years to work out. Or it doesn’t at all. YouTube is great. But it’s not the life for everyone.

What does retirement really mean anyway? Basically, just not working. It doesn’t have to imply that you’re financially independent enough to not need an income from anywhere else. You could be dead ass broke and just sit around not working. You could be worth a billion dollars and still grind every day.

Nobody wants to otally not work period unless they are exceptionally lazy sacks of shit with zero ambition and few functioning brain cells. They just want their lives back and the freedom to do what they want.

To paraphrase my pastor from decades past: “It’s not retirement if you still have to earn a living to keep from ending up on the street!”

What the Hell is Suze Orman Smoking?

On May 25, 2024May 25, 2024 By Dean BrooksLeave a comment

Two million dollars is “pennies” according to the finance guru.

“Suze Orman.” Created by author with Midjourney.

Did you know you need anywhere from $5 million to $10 million to comfortably retire early? That’s according to Suze Orman, who spoke on the “Afford Anything” podcast.

She goes on to say:

“If you have $20 [million], $40 [million], $50 [million] or $100 million, be like me, okay. If you have that kind of money and you want to retire, fine.”

To which I have to politely ask of the lady with the ultimate “Can I speak to the manager?” haircut, what the hell is she smoking?

$20 million to retire early???

Are we retiring in a downtown Manhattan loft with a personal limo chauffeur service and a live-in butler named Yeevis? Are we settling down for the golden years in a gated mansion in Beverly Hills, with a private helicopter pad to avoid downtown rush hour traffic?

You have to be in the top 1% of wealth to buy a cheap condo in Tampa, FL and play shuffleboard in a pair of loafers? What kind of unexpected expenses might a senior citizen run into that they’d NEED $20 million plus for? A full T-Rex skeleton that’s suddenly become available on the black market? A Blue Origin trip to the moon? A cybernetic sex robot? A 24K gold toilet?

“A retirement necessity.” Made with Midjourney by the author.

Statistically, the bottom 99% cannot achieve $10 million or more by retirement. So Orman is basically saying to work until you die.

My issue here is not about working hard to become wealthy. Nor is this about hating the rich. I’m all about grinding to become Mr. Monopoly.

What I’m not about though is what I’d call toxic wealth accumulation due to uncertainty paranoia. A mindset rooted in chronic anxiety. Making money and building wealth should be an empowering process. Not one you do out of fear the sky is going to fall on you if you don’t have “enough.”

Interestingly, some in the finance community agree with Orman. The Yahoo Finance articles states:

This idea resonates with a segment of the financial community that sees the wisdom in ensuring a substantial financial buffer to address uncertainties in retirement, especially given potential long-term trends such as increasing health care costs and ongoing economic fluctuations.

I get it. Twenty-plus years of retirement is a long time. Anything could happen. A civil war. Meteor strike. Or just a good old-fashioned $58,000 heart surgery.

But how much calamity can one reasonably prepare for that justifies sacrificing your entire life working? Wealthy Cubans were turned into paupers overnight when Castro took over the country. All of John Jacob Astor IV’s millions couldn’t save him from the sinking on the Titanic.

Say you do get to $10 million or $20 million by the time you’re 85, and you’re finally ready for an Orman-approved retirement. So what? You’re fucking old. How much life do you even have left? What are you going to do then, climb Mount Everest? Yeah, right. You’re going to sit at home, watch TV, and bitch about politics like everyone else. You know how much that costs to do? Well, NOT $10 million, that’s for sure.

These kinds of click-baity pronouncements by Orman and others are meant to be “helpful.” Except they really come across more like hyperbolic sales talk from people trying to sell a pyramid scheme.

I’m all about chasing the money dragon to a reasonable extent. If you’re someone with a worthwhile career that’s put you on the path to the top percentile, great. CEO, Instagram influencer, entrepreneur, elite assassin, by all means keep riding that carousel. But if you’re like most, and slaving away at Dipshit, Inc., dont think you’ve got work till you drop just because Suze “Karen Hair” Orman says so. Go live your life.