My Experience At Super Bowl LIX

Watching my team win was awesome and unforgettable.

My Super Bowl LIX ticket.

As someone who’s not into cars or bling, and is a “cheap ass mofo” (not minimalist), I decided recently to focus more on experiential expenditures rather than material ones. This has actually been tough for me, because I love investing and saving my money. It’s like an obsession. I save about 60% of my income. In a former life, I must have been one of those guys riding the trains during the Great Depression looking for work, because I never feel like I’ll have enough. Growing up dirt poor doesn’t help things either.

I’m trying to fix my “deprivation mentality” when it comes to money. That doesn’t mean becoming a spendthrift. It just means not being such an irrational tight wad. As much as possible anyway.

Last year I traveled to Thailand and the Philippines. The year before that I did a solo flight experience in a Cessna plane. I’d still like to take pilot lessons one day and get my private license, but I’m just not ready to commit the time and money to see it through properly. I go on regular road trips around the U.S. I have a generous work schedule, which gives me plenty of time off to do what I want. As a single guy with no kids, I also have tons of freedom. So, there’s really no reason not to get out there and see the world and “do stuff.” I have a tendency towards homebodyism. I’m trying to fix that, too. I am a writer, afterall. We’re prone to not wanting to go outside unless forced.

Fly, Eagles, Fly

Anyway, going to a Super Bowl has always been a dream of mine. I never watched football much growing up. In fact, the first game I ever watched was Super Bowl XXXV, between the Baltimore Ravens and the New York Giants, which was a boring blowout win for the Ravens. But next year saw the powerhouse St. Louis Rams against the New England Patriots, where Tom Brady won his first of many Super Bowls in a shocking upset, and I was hooked.

I’ve been an Eagles fan since birth. I grew up mainly in Eastern Pennsylvania. For a number of years I lived in Philadelphia, before moving out to the frozen wasteland of North Dakota. I’ve been a fan since the Eagles were a lowly doormat of a franchise that was still the only team in its divison to have not won a Super Bowl. I was there during the exciting but frustrating Donovan McNabb and Andy Reid years in the 2000s. I was there for the Michael Vick blip. I was there during the catastrophic Chip Kelly and Sam Bradford years. I was there, of course, for my team’s first epic win after the 2017 season in a rematch against the Patriots (whom we’d lost to in Super Bowl XXXIX 21–24). I was also there for the heartbreak two years ago when we fell short against the Kansas City Chiefs 35–38.

When the Eagles headed back to the Big Game this January, I finally had the opportunity to fulfill one of my dreams. I’d considered going before, but the high prices for Super Bowl tickets, in addition to travel and lodging costs, had put me off. But this time, things aligned much better. I was off the weekend of the Super Bowl anyway. Finally, I had the time, the money, and certainly the interest.

StubHub Snafu

Since I’m not usually one to go to big concerts and other events, I wasn’t used to buying tickets on big reseller websites. And here is where I ran into a little snag. I paid for a ticket in section 649, Row 16, Seat #1. Except after the transaction went through, I wound up with Row 8, Seat #19. It was in the same section, and technically it was an “upgrade,” as the row was closer. But part of the reason I had chosen this ticket was because it was for a seat right by the aisle. Alarmed at this sudden switch, I Googled to see if this sort of thing had happened before. Turns out, this is kind of common. Evidently, people will resell their tickets through a site like StubHub, and either misrepresent the actual seats they have, or they don’t technically have the ticket yet as they bought it from somewhere else.

I considered calling up StubHub and investigating/complaining. Another Google search revealed that this, too, had questionable and unfruitful results. Stubhub doesn’t like to give refunds, just “upgrades.” So, for anyone out there looking to buy tickets, beware of B.S. like this. It’s annoying and somewhat fraudulent. Even though it worked out in my favor with a better seat, that doesn’t excuse the fact that I didn’t get what I technically paid for. I jumped at this ticket to get a seat by the aisle. That was the main attraction. I could have easily waited.

A Word On Super Bowl Ticket Prices

Look, there are a lot of other things you could buy instead of Super Bowl tickets. You could buy a decent used Rolex watch. A nice two-week vacation overseas. A whole new wardrobe, including a bunch of NFL apparel. Or even a diamond engagement ring.

However, if you’re planning on going to a Super Bowl, I recommend you wait at least a week before the event to buy tickets. When tickets first became available after the Conference Championship games, the cheapest tickets I saw started at around $5,000.

That’s $5K BEFORE fees and taxes. Depending on which reseller website you go to, you might pay as much as $1,400 for “fees” (whatever those are) and another $400 or so for taxes. But if you wait at least a week to buy, prices tend to drop by a lot. By the following Sunday before the game, I saw tickets going for as “cheap” as $3,200 plus fees and taxes. All-in pricing was about $4,500. As late as Saturday before the game, the cheapest tickets I saw were about $2,500. Tickets this year were actually cheaper than last year due to the fact that it was a rematch, as well as Chiefs fatigue. But that doesn’t mean prices won’t skyrocket higher next year. Prices also depend on the venue and location. New Orleans is a cheaper city than, say, Los Angeles, or Las Vegas, where the Super Bowl was held last year.

All-in my ticket cost about $4,800, though I could have gotten it cheaper by as much as $1,000 for a comparable seat had I waited until a little longer to buy rather than only one week before the game.

Note: The cheapest place I saw tickets was at Vividseats.com. I checked out all the big sites; Ticketmaster, StubHub, SeatGeek, TickPick, etc. I went with the one at StubHub due to wanting an aisle seat, though that didn’t exactly work out for me.

2nd Note: The NFL uses Ticketmaster exclusively to manage tickets. This means that even if you buy from another place, you need to have an account at Ticketmaster in order to claim your ticket and use it the day of the game. All tickets are handled via mobile, of course, which you can download to an Apple or Google wallet. It’s pretty easy, actually.

In the end, I enjoyed the view from my seat. I actually think you see better from the Terrace level than on the field level.

The Game

I flew out from North Dakota on Saturday. My earlier research had shown that it was ridiculously expensive to stay in New Orleans for the weekend. Luckily, there was a much better alternative. Baton Rouge. I flew in there instead, and stayed at a hotel near the airport. The day of the game I took a bus into New Orleans, which stopped right by the Caesars Superdome. This plan was deemed “very smart” by numerous Uber drivers I encountered who inquired what brought me to Louisiana. It was practically essential. Hotels were charging thousands PER NIGHT that weekend. My hotel in Baton Rouge had regular pricing. The bus ticket only cost $75 round trip.

As you can imagine there is tons of security around a big event like this. I saw a lot of state police in military gear, carrying machine guns and such. There were drones hovering overhead. Helicopters buzzing past. I’d heard just a a few days before the game that President Trump was going to be attending, so you know there were Secret Service and other security out in full force.

Mainly, I was on the lookout for celebrities in the wild. I didn’t see any, except whatever the stadium showed on the big screens during the game.

Getting in was pretty easy. The Superdome had a bunch of ticket kiosks. After passing through security and metal detectors, all I had to do was scan my ticket just like at any other show or event like this. Then I was in.

There were two big tailgating places just outside the dome for either team, though you needed a special pass for these areas. I rarely drink anyway, so that was no appeal to me. They were several bands set-up on stages warming up the crowd.

On one side of the stadium there was a glass display set up showing every Super Bowl ring ever made. Another display across from it showed the Lombardi Trophy. I checked out the rings, but didn’t have time for the trophy before deciding to go inside. Besides, I was more interested in seeing the Lombardi on the field later that night.

Crowd noise is always spectactular at these big stadiums. But it’s something else with Eagles fans, I can tell you. We are a passionate fan base. I think we outnumbered the Chiefs fans by 60/40, and our energy only continued increasing as the game proceeded.

I was not familiar with any of the musical acts for the National Anthem or the Halftime Show. Though I’d heard rumblings of some kind of spat between Kendrick Lamar and Drake, with Lamar maing a “diss track,” or something. I don’t know any of the details. I grew up in the ’90s when rappers settled disputes by just shooting each other, so this musical tit-for-tat seemed lame and tame in comparison to me. Why would a grown man care that another man wrote poetry about him? I hate rap anyway, and don’t consider it real music, or even a performance. It’s more like a guy talking up on stage with a beat. Like slam poetry. You might as well just have a podcast up there. I missed most of Lamar’s “controversial” halftime show anyway. I decided to get a hotdog instead. I went to Super Bowl LIX for the game, not some overrated musical act.

And how was the game itself? Fucking amazing. We beat the shit out of the Chiefs. What’s not to love about that? This was the kind of Super Bowl win dreams are made of. My Eagles blew out the Chiefs 40–6 by the midpoint of the fourth quarter, before pulling starters and letting Mahomes and company save some face with a few gimme touchdowns to make the final score 40–22. It was domination from start to finish. It was quite cathartic for several reasons. It avenged our loss from two years ago to the Chiefs. A game that ended on a ticky tack phantom holding call against us that handed the title to Kansas City. It ended the Chiefs attempt at a threepeat, or “Chiefspeat” or whatever the hell they wanted to call it. It quieted the doubters on our QB Jalen Hurts, who won MVP. It gave our franchise its second Lombardi Trophy, and fifth NFL title overall. The Eagles won three NFL Championships prior to the Super Bowl. Plus, it allowed our superstar running back Saquon Barkley to break the all-time season rushing record including playoffs. Everything about Super Bowl LIX was absolutely awesome in every way imaginable.

Final Thoughts

As much I loved going to the Super Bowl, I’m not sure I’d ever go again, even if the Eagles were in it, unless I really had the money to burn. It’s kind of a once in a lifetime thing. It’s expensive to go, obviously, and there are a lot of other better, and more interesting ways to spend that kind of money. I’ve been fortunate over the last few years financially, and this was a way of taking advantage. Watching my team win the Super Bowl in person will always be a great memory of mine. It was really something else to hear the E-A-G-L-E-S cheer as the green and white confetti rained down on the field. Even though I think the Eagles are well positiond to compete in the playoffs for years to come, there are no guarantees in the NFL. They could make it back to the Big Game next year or never again in my lifetime. Getting to a Super Bowl is hard enough on its own, much less winning one. I had a good feeling about this one, and I didn’t want to miss my chance to see it this time.

The Super Bowl has become a huge part of America culture. It’s almost like a holiday anymore. So, it was worthwhile to experience it from that perspective also. I would recommend anyone go at least once if they can.

The Biggest Time Suck On TV Is Back

The NFL is not a sport. It’s a clock-chewing ad machine.

Source: Midjourney

A few years ago I tried to calculate the huge amount of time that’s wasted watching the NFL, mostly as a way of trying to get myself to stop watching so much.

Your typical week during the regular season has five gaming periods. Sunday afternoons, Sunday evenings, Sunday night, Monday night, and Thursday night. Each game lasts about three hours. That’s 15 hours of football just watching the games.

Then you’ve got all the pre-game discussion and post-game “analysis” on channels like ESPN and others.

What exactly is there to analyse about a football game, anyway? The other team scored more points so they wound up winning. OMG, really?

You’ve got all the prep that goes into watching a game. Barbecuing and cookouts. Inviting friends and family over. Boozing and whatnot. If you’re attending a game in person, it becomes practically a whole day between tailgating, the event itself, and fighting traffic afterward.

Then you’ve got all the extracurricular stuff. Fantasy football, which apparently involves a lot of agonizing over assembling a make-believe team of players or something. Online betting. Console gaming. Memorabilia collecting.

Then there’s the endless discussions about all the aforementioned. Have you ever been sucked into a conversation about someone’s fantasy football picks? It’s maddening. Ever gotten into an argument over football history or a team’s or player’s future prospects? You’d think you were stepping on someone’s religion the way some have reacted.

You add up all the time spent on the NFL and I bet it would come out to thirty or more hours PER WEEK during the season. That’s like having an unpaid second job. It’s like being an intern for the NFL. If you devoted 30 hours a week to virtually anything remotely productive or worthwhile, you’d master the habit in a few months. You could learn to code, edit videos, write scintillating Medium articles, write a novel, rebuild a motor, earn a black belt in karate, or even just get jacked at the gym.

You want to know how the Egyptians built the pyramids? They didn’t have the NFL around then to wastes everyone’s time. It was either stare at the desert all day or build the world’s largest Lego project.

Look, I enjoy a game here and there. I love my Philadelphia Eagles. I’ve been a fan since birth. But the NFL has become too much of a “culture” and a time suck for everyone.

You’re not even really watching football so much as you are watching commercials and ads. I really don’t need State Farm Insurance or Domino’s Pizza in my life that much.

It’s time to call timeout on football and get our lives back.

Measuring the Minutes Stolen by the Time-Sucking Vampire that is the NFL

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This year I’ve been trying to make better and more efficient use of my time.

It might be due to the fact that I turned 40 this year, which statistically-speaking, is half-way to dead for most men. It might be due to a reprioritization of career choices that will allow for more family and free time, including focusing on my writing. It might be due to hitting some financial milestones in recent years that will finally allow me to ease off the gas, and maybe even start living life again.

Whatever the reason, I’ve decided to more closely scrutinize how I spend my time.

And that means likely having to drive a stake through the heart of the time-sucking vampire that is the NFL.

But how to do that? It’s easy to just say you’re going to try to make every second matter. It’s harder in practice without a concrete plan.

Sometimes the best way to effect change is to concretely measure what’s wrong, and then fix it with specific, actionable steps. Key word there is specific. It’s not enough just to realize how much time you’re wasting. But when you stop to measure out the minutes you’re pouring down the drain, it creates a much stronger picture. And that clearer, high-def picture has a much better chance of prompting a pivot toward a better direction than a blurry one.

The solution came to me earlier this year during a discussion at work. For my job, we drive company trucks. And one of the safety precedures we have to perform before we get in our trucks is performing a “360.” Meaning to walk around the truck to make sure there are no obstructions, and you’re clear to drive off. It’s meant to reduce accidents and damage to company vehicles. In theory, it’s a good procedure. If done properly, 360s can effectively eliminate unnecessary accidents. But a problem: No one likes to do them, and some think they’re a waste of time.

My solution to this was to point out how a typical 360 only takes about thirty seconds at most to complete. In a typical day we have up to about 20 stops to make. That means at the most, you’re looking at a grand total of only ten minutes to perform the 360s. That’s ten minutes out of a ten-hour day (600 minutes). So just about 1.6% of the total time spent working in the field. That’s a pretty low percentage for something that could achieve a very important goal: Eliminating accidents and damages to company vehicles.

Pointing out that mathematical reality helped shift the narrative because it destroyed the main argument against doing 360s: That they’re a “waste of time.” But that’s an impossibility when they don’t even take 2% of your whole working day. I guarantee you people check their phones WAY more than 2%, and nobody complains about that.

So what does any of that have to do with the National Football League?

A lot, actually. According to Mirror, the average NFL game lasts about three hours and twelve minutes, though that can vary depending on how the clock is managed. During an NFL season, games are scheduled three days a week, with some days seeing multiple games played. On Sundays, the NFL’s biggest day, games are scheduled for 1:00 PM, around 4:00 PM, and then a prime time game usually set for around 8:25 PM. All times Eastern Standard. So if you were to watch a game from each time slot, you’d be spending nearly 10 hours observing grown men chasing a ball around a field.

But you’ve also got Monday Night Football and Thursday Night Football. Sometimes you even have games scheduled on Saturday, such as during holidays or the playoffs.

So, for the loyal NFL diehard who also watches Monday and Thursday, that’s at least five games a week, for a total of 16 hours of football. Sixteen hours. Nearly two-thirds of a full day. Almost ten percent of a full week.

Mind you, that’s just the total time spent watching the games. That doesn’t include all the time that might be involved in setting up watch parties, buying drinks, pre-gaming, or physically actually going out to a stadium to catch a game.

A few years ago I took my youngest half-brother to a Texans-Patriots game in Houston to celebrate his graduation from college. Due to traffic and time constraints, we decided it was best to rent a motel near the stadium to avoid the mess driving home. Between dinner, the game, and then returning to the motel, I estimate it was at least six hours, from about 6:00 PM to midnight. All centered around a game in which Tom Brady basically blew out the Texans defense by half-time. So thanks, Tom.

I’ve been a fan of the NFL for over twenty years. I’ve watched games pretty regularly, even ones with teams I didn’t care much for. And while the NFL has brought a great deal of enjoyment for me, looking at the numbers like that is rather sobering. I don’t like the idea of throwing away 10% of my time during NFL season. So, I’ve decided to pull it back this season.

Besides, there’s very little actual football played during a game of football, as strange as that sounds. According to FiveThirtyEight, which analyzed the NFC Championship Game between the 49ers and Packers in 2020, “107 total plays gave us 14 total minutes (and 16 seconds) of football action.”

You’re not watching football. You’re watching commercials. Which is a terrible waste of time by any measure.

Imagine how much you could accomplish with even some of the time that’s thrown away on football games every week. You could start a new hobby, read books, travel, start a side hustle, or write articles on Medium.

You can apply this Time Wasting Percentage Measurement Formula to other stuff. According to The Next Web, we spend almost seven hours a day surfing the web. That comes out to 27% of the entire year. Tech Crunch reports, “By the end of 2021, kids and teens were watching an average of 91 minutes of TikTok per day.” That’s 6.3% of the day spent on a single app.

The NFL isn’t the only thing I could cut out of my life to streamline my precious time-usage. Computer/smartphone screentime is another big clock-suck. But one thing at a time here (literally). Besides, I need all that screentime because I’m always only doing research and writing. So it’s always 100% justified. Yeah, right. Any writer knows the siren call of endless web browsing, and how it seduces over doing actual work. It’s a battle everyday to stay focused. But that fight is for another day.

This year I’ve decided to stuff the NFL’s vampire-fanged mouth with some garlic, and get my precious time back. It doesn’t mean I won’t watch any games. I love my team, the Philadelphia Eagles. And if they get into the post-season, you can bet I’ll be watching every playoff game. But it does mean I’m going to be more prudent with how I allocate my time. Using highlight reels on YouTube, for instance, instead of tuning in for a whole broadcast.

Of course, any time spent watching a game with loved ones or friends is not wasted. I realize that for many, the NFL is an important past time that brings people together. One of my favorite memories was being with my family while watching Nick Foles and my Eagles take down Brady and the Patriots in Super Bowl 52. I’ll cherish that night forever.

And sometimes watching football is just a great way to relax. We’ve all got to do that from time to time.

I’m by no means ending my NFL fanship, no matter how many B.S. penalty flags are thrown on my team. But like any good QB, I’ll be more mindful of the clock. You only get so many minutes in the only game that matters — the game of life — afterall.